we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
