clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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