That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
that is very illegal...i love you.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
