Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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