Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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It's blow job season.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?