Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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