for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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