Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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