nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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