i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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