was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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