nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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