Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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