I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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