Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great