How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!