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North Korea, Best Korea!

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(307): North Korea, Best Korea! http://tfl.nu/xg9r

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I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.

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(513): I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace. http://tfl.nu/1kl9

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(303): View more from Colorado

Billy Mays died!

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I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?

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(303): Billy Mays died! (1-303): I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world? http://tfl.nu/rasz

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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.

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(856): there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread. http://tfl.nu/6f5w

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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.

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(901): He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor. http://tfl.nu/qeri

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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy

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(805): Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy http://tfl.nu/e3vy

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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever

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(305): The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever http://tfl.nu/qxjf

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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.

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(603): Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/rqjn

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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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(575): He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo. http://tfl.nu/zgra

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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.

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(529): Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble. http://tfl.nu/he57

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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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I effort

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(415): I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT (707): I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT. (415): I effort http://tfl.nu/ft8e

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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls

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(860): You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls http://tfl.nu/pmrc

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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.

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(778): New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people. http://tfl.nu/h4j7

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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.

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(971): I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad. http://tfl.nu/wd71

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed

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(608): I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed http://tfl.nu/mucx

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