If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
3 2 1 whiskey