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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

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  So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting

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  In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.

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  secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...

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