I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...