Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week