Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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