I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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