Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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