Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How's work?
Spinning.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
