Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
BRING THE BAGELS
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?