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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.