Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.