whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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