we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just pee around me
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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