the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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