i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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