drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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