official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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