He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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