It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The adults are the big ones right?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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