All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
COCAINE IS GR8
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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