...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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