god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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