yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize