So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize