what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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