Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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