just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night