ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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