I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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