So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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