Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
BRING THE BAGELS
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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