You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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