Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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