Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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