Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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