I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it hurts more in the daytime
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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