it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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