Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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