I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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