glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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