dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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