Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
There r osticjed everywhere
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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