i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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