I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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