so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Randomize