So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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