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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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